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Holiday Hookup for the Bookish

I’ve been known to stand on line early in the morning to get a ‘fresh’ signed copy of a book — most recently, M Train by Patti Smith, on a rather chilly October day. Though to say I was ‘on line’ is misleading as usually — much publicity and fanfare preceding the publication of certain books notwithstanding — I’m in the company of a few $1 book mongers and anxiety driven individuals haunted by the very real possibility of a last copy being picked up by some unreasonable old lady à la Marble Rye. Which, in turn, would push me toward a criminal life of thievery and extortion. Then I would have to quit my job and move out of the apartment and peddle $1 books by the park. Better to get up early and stand on line.

Needless to say, I like books. As such, all I want for Christmas is you to pick the right book and maybe leave me alone to read it for a while in the corner by the fireplace, and come check in once in a while to see that my hot toddy is refilled. Dinner is only served once I finish this chapter. That sounds just about Goldilocks right.

Dear reader, you may, God willing, be blessed with blessings upon blessings with such a presence in your life, in which case, you have a serious job to do this Holiday Season: PICK THE RIGHT BOOKS! Fortunately, the following list has been vetted and approved. These are the books that will make the book lover in your life feign Sade and sing Cherish the Day come Christmas morning. This, dear reader, is the Holiday Hookup for the Bookish or the Gift for the Cooped Up, Lonely, and Bitter but Still Totally Sane & Dateable Individual, AKA the Analog Reader. 

The Paris Review and the NYRB Classics Book Club Joint Subscription

A Subscription to the Paris Review and the NYRB Classics Book Club

There’s a prejudice against English majors that we’re terrible at math, to which, though it’s true, I take umbrage as a matter of principle. But even I know that $140 for a year’s subscription to the Paris Review and the New York Review of Books Classics Book Club is a miracle of a deal of grand mathematic mystery and unforeseeable consequences. That’s four issues of one of the best literary magazines to ever exist + twelve classics from the imprint famous for rescuing masterpieces from dusty shelves. It’s a thing of dreams. Go get it here.

The Book Hookup from Strand Bookstore

Strand Bookstore Book Hookup

If the one you love is more into being in the loop for new releases, the Book Hookup from Strand Bookstore offers three subscription boxes — Fiction First Editions, Young Adult First Editions, and Art/Photography — that can be purchased as a single installment or a recurring installment up to four times a year. Not only are all the books signed, the deal includes Strand exclusive merchandise and literary knickknacks from the store’s many partners, such as Hearth & Hammer No. 23 and Cavallini & Co. The books are picked by possible future Patti Smiths or Fred Basses; also, that all Strand Bookstore employees took its famous literary quiz assures extra quality control. The Hookup. 

From ‘Hiroshi Sugimoto: Theaters’ by Hiroshi Sugimoto

Hiroshi Sugimoto: Theaters 

Ever wonder what it’d be like to watch a movie in a single frame as a camera? Well, Hiroshi Sugimoto did too, and way earlier than any of us. Sugimoto’s beautiful and eerie photographs are layered meditations on the passage of time as seen through the shining screens in classic movie palaces with their ornate architecture, drive-in movies, and disused and run down theaters of Europe and North America. If you feel that this might dampen the Holiday mood, it won’t, I promise. Personally, I’m super excited to see Holiday romcoms in this manner!

John Derian Picture Book

John Derian Picture Book

This big book of various printed matter is not for a coffee table. It belongs, open to a random page, on a podium somewhere in the house that’s conducive to long musings and deliverance from ennui. Published by John Derian Company Inc. of New York that deals with eclectic and rare collection of prints, this colorful book is a full arsenal of beauties and curiosities. One of my personal favorites is the Devil’s Toboggan Ride, which shows a man riding a toboggan labeled ‘Cider,’ ‘Beer,’ ‘Wine,’ and ‘Whiskey’ toward ‘Death’ with a polite welcoming skeleton. Other highlights include various typography and highly detailed illustrations of flora and fauna of the world.

Essays Against Everything by Mark Greif

Essays Against Everything by Mark Greif 

Mark Greif has published remarkably brilliant essays in n+1, the magazine dubbed “The best goddamned literary magazine in America” by none other than Mary Karr. Essays Against Everything is a collection of Greif’s essays on cultural, political, and philosophical concerns. This highly intelligent and often hilarious collection is, therefore, not for a joy reader, looking to knock back a few pages before bed. Reserve this beautiful hardcover for the intellectually astute. Or at least for the one who claims to be so. Or, better yet, if the one receiving the gift is that rarified person of the mind, gift it to each other and compare notes.

I Must be Living Twice: New and Selected Poems by Eileen Myles

I Must be Living Twice: New and Selected Poems by Eileen Myles

Eileen Myles is a popular poet, the nearest thing to a poet-celebrity we have (her Instagram, by the way, is on fire). But her poetry is often polarizing. To see if someone will appreciate Myles, one must do the following: 1) Read to them a poem by Robert Lowell, perhaps Child’s Song; 2) Tell them about Lowell’s life, its many brushes with tragedy, illness, etc.; 3) Read to them Myles’s On the Death of Robert Lowellwhich begins with, “O, I don’t give a shit”. If they do not laugh, Myles, unfortunately, is not for them. Too bad, since she’s so damn good. Incidentally, this might also be a good way to rid your friends-list of unnecessary clutter à la Marie Kondo: Keep only those with a sense of humor.

In Gratitude by Jenny Diski

In Gratitude by Jenny Diski

Jenny Diski was diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer in 2014. She was told she had three years to live. In Gratitude is the closest thing to knowing what was on the brilliant mind behind the Sixties and Skating to Antartica between what she calls the ’embarrassment’ at the doctor’s office and her death in April this year. This book on illness and childhood memories is both hilarious and solemn. But her ability to continue to be an eloquent detached observer is truly a marvel. It’s funny, hopeful, and intelligent.

The Ladybird Book for Grown Ups

The Ladybird Book for Grown Ups

These hilarious books on time old questions regarding, among others, the mechanics of a husband and the secrets of mindfulness are key to a successful afternoon on Christmas Day. Don’t let the snow outside and the overbearing family presence lull you into a mindless perusal of a copy of Ex’s Life — Special Holiday Edition. The Ladybird Book for Grown Ups series is a gift, dear reader, you must give yourself in order restore some kind of a balance between the winter blues and general contentedness. Laughter, after all, is the best temporary measure.

The Enchanted Wanderer and Other Stories by Nikolai Leskov

The Enchanted Wanderer and Other Stories by Nikolai Leskov

These 17 stories by Nikolai Leskov, who’s suffered the fate of obscurity and rediscovery threefold, make the reader have fits of imagination and often lurid and hilarious visions. Translated by Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky of the Dostoyevsky translations fame, this beautiful edition promises not only Leskov’s wonderful stories but a true rendering of the writer’s use of skaz, what Pevear describes as a Russian term for ‘oral writing’; it’s no wonder that there’s a sense of channeling Leskov’s voice while reading his stories. It’s an ideal book to read aloud to family by the fireplace or to yourself by your nightstand. Either way, Leskov delivers.

M Train by Patti Smith

M Train by Patti Smith

To be honest, there was no particular reason for waiting on line for Smith’s M TrainSome time earlier in the week, I had listened to Horses and was thinking of Smith. Then, later that day, as if by fate, I saw her face, enlarged, on the window of a bookstore. And for whatever reason felt compelled to wake up and stand on line to get her book as soon as I possibly could. The book retroactively justifies my seemingly silly ordeal by the bookstore. It is beautiful and thoughtful, the kind of book you don’t want to talk too much about because it feels somewhat like a violation of a secret and sincere handshake. Get this book for whoever you want to spend some real time with.

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Novel Ideas: Summer Reading Guide

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TEXT: Chantelle Lee and Snigdha Koirala

To celebrate summer, we at Novella Magazine have compiled a list of fun reads you can all enjoy this season!

1. The Opposite of Loneliness by Marina Keegan
Five days after Marina Keegan graduated from Yale University, she died in a car accident. To honour her memory, Keegan’s family and friends gathered the short stories and essays she had written over the years and compiled them into this collection. The Opposite of Loneliness, perhaps her most well-known essay, and for which this collection is named after, reminisces about the feeling of belonging in a community — like university — and encourages readers to hold onto that inspirational feeling throughout their lives. If you recently graduated from high school or university, this book is a must-read for you this summer.

2. Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur
Whether you’re a poetry expert or novice, Milk and Honey is the book for you. Rupi Kaur’s seemingly simple poems are short enough to ease readers into poetry, but also complex enough to touch on a multitude of topics, like femininity, abuse, and love. Kaur is a local Torontonian, and in her first published collection of poetry, she tells her story of hurting, loving, breaking, and healing. If you want an “addictive” collection of poetry to read this summer, then Milk and Honey is the book for you.

3. A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
Now that season six of the popular television show Game of Thrones has finished this year, why not catch up on the books to keep yourself occupied? Immerse yourself in the Westeros universe by reading all five novels so that when the show starts again next spring, you’ll be all caught up on your Game of Thrones trivia.

4. Just Kids by Patti Smith
Summer is a great time to read memoirs! Follow musician, artist, and poet Patti Smith as she reflects on her life in New York, and her intense relationship with renowned photographer Robert Mapplethorpe. Just Kids is one of those powerful memoirs that will keep you hooked on every word. Smith writes her memoir with the same lyrical beauty that she gifts her songs, and you will find yourself humming to the tune of the book.

5. A Small Place by Jamaica Kincaid
In A Small Place, Jamaica Kincaid compares a tourist’s perception of Antigua to the everyday reality for the island locals. Although it was published in 1988, the book is still timely and eye-opening today. Kincaid takes the words “creative non-fiction” to a whole new level — she turns the state of post-colonial Antigua into an expressive story of hardship, culture, mistreatment, and love.

6. The Accidental by Ali Smith
Ali Smith’s 2005 novel follows a family of four in England who decide to spend their summer in a small Norfolk village. Things fail to go as planned, however, when a stranger decides to join them. Presenting readers with everything from a 12-year-old girl’s innermost thoughts to the philosophical concept of a beginning, The Accidental is all that you could want in a read: it’s funny, it’s poignant, a bit strange, and brutally honest.

7. A Visit From The Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan
This Pulitzer Prize winning book doesn’t quite stick to the traditional definitions of a novel, nor does it to the traditional definitions of a short story collection. But whatever you may call it and however you may define it, once you pick it up, you won’t be able to put it back down! Following an array of characters, who range from a music producer to an ex-teen star, A Visit from the Goon Squad will get you to (unknowingly) think of a whole host of things — the biggest being the concept of time: how time moves, where it moves to, and what it does to those who don’t move with it.

8. Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
How much can you say about a single day? According to Virginia Woolf, a whole lot. Mrs. Dalloway follows Clarissa Dalloway as she makes her way around 1920s London, preparing for a party she will host that evening. Delving into one character’s mind, then into another’s, then into another’s, Woolf pulls the reader into post-WWI England and makes her stay there, exposing her to everything from PTSD to existential crises to feminism. If you’re someone who’s keen to pull out a classic at the beach, then look no further — this book is for you.

9. And Still I Rise by Maya Angelou
Calling all poetry aficionados (and poetry-phobes too)! Maya Angelou’s easy-to-read, but poignant poems resonate, in some shape or form, with all those who encounter them. Never afraid to veer into the uncomfortable, Angelou explores womanhood and race in this collection — the difficulties they present and, most importantly, the strength with which she overcomes those difficulties.

10. A Tree Grows In Brooklyn by Betty Smith
Betty Smith’s 1943 novel is the kind that you purposely stretch out over weeks. The very thought of the story ending — of having to say goodbye to endearing characters — will force you to put the book on hold for a bit. Smith’s protagonist, Francie Nolan, will show you around 20th century Brooklyn: from the school that she attends to the streets that she plays in. If you’re in the market for characters who grow as you do, then this is the book for you!